Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

John buys rice at Rs.60/kg from Britain and then sells them at Rs.5/kg in India. As a result of this, he becomes a millionaire. How come?

Can you find out which number multiplied by itself will give the output as 12345678987654321?

A man was just doing his job when his suit was torn. Why did he die three minutes later?

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

Speaking of rivers, a man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How?

P is the father of Q and S is the son of R. T is the brother of P and has a daughter U. If R is the sister of P, then what is the relation between U, Q and S?

Three logicians went to bar for having a drink. The bar person asks the logicians "Do they all want to have the drink?". The first logician replied, " I don't know". The second logician replied, " I don't know". What is the reply of the last logician?

What English word has three consecutive double letters?

Rectify the following equality 101 - 102 = 1 by moving just one digit.