Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

If I put in one bird per cage, I have one bird too many. If I put in two bird per cage, I have one cage too many. How many cages and birds do I have?

What word begins and ends with an E, but has only one letter?

What number does the below three word/phrase identify and why?
1. Deck
2. Year
3. Singing in the Rain

A Doctor always sneezes before the rain. Doctor sneezes, Will it rain?

If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?

In a stable, there are men and horses. In all, there are 22 heads and 72 feet. How many men and how many horses are in the stable

I know a nine-letter word having only one vowel.
Do you ?

Jenifer is learning to drive her car. She went down a one way lane and in the wrong direction. But she do not break any law.

How come ?

A man had five children. He had $100 with him to give to his children. He decided to start with the youngest child and then give $2 more than each younger child to his next elder child.

For example, if he gives $x to the youngest child, he will give $(x+2) to the next one, $[(x+2) + 2] to the next one and so on.

Can you find out how much did the youngest one receive?