Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

I know a nine-letter word having only one vowel.
Do you ?

There was once a college that offered a class on probability applied to the real world. The class was relatively easy, but there was a catch. There were no homework assignments or tests, but there was a final exam that would have only one question on it. When everyone received the test paper it was a blank sheet of paper with a solitary question on it: 'What is the risk?'.Most students were able to pass, but only one student received 100% for the class! Even stranger was that he only wrote down one word!
What did he write?

The more it dries, the wetter it becomes. Can you tell what it is?

Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die.

Christina has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Christina have?

Trying to tease Birbal, Akbar gave him one gold coin and ask him to buy
* something for him to eat
* something for him to drink.
* something to feed the cows
* something to plant in the garden
and most important you need to buy only one thing.

What must Birbal buy to silence Akbar?

Can you name an animal whose killing cannot be performed without spilling your own blood?

The picture shows the dice results in each couple of throws. If they are actually following a pattern, can you find out the missing one?

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?