Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

I’m orange, I wear a green hat and I sound like a parrot. What am I?

What kind of band never plays music?

A car meter reading shows 72927 miles a palindromic number.
what is the minimum number of miles you would need to travel to see another palindromic number on the car meter reading?

What word is pronounced the same if you take away four of its five letters?

An infinite number of mathematicians are standing behind a bar. The first asks the barman for half a pint of beer, the second for a quarter pint, the third an eighth, and so on. How many pints of beer will the barman need to fulfill all mathematicians' wishes?

There is a brick of gold and a brick of iron in a boat (both 10-inch blocks), if they are both dropped into the water which will make the water level higher?

Bay of Bengal is in which state?

A donkey is behind another donkey
I'm behind that second donkey
But there is a whole nation behind me

It is a murder you can describe in a word.

What breaks yet never falls, and what falls yet never breaks?