Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.

Who am I?

I am beautiful, up in the sky. I am magical, yet I cannot fly. To people I bring luck, and to some people, riches. The boy at my end does whatever he wishes. What am I?

The day before yesterday I was 25 and the next year I will be 28. This is true only one day in a year. What day is my birthday?

Can you think of a smallest +ve number such that if we shuffle the digits of the number, the new number becomes double the original number?

I travel all around the world but always stay in the corner. What am I?

Two brothers were watching a horror film on video late one night. One brother dozed off and dreamed that he was being chased by the crazy man from the movie, who was trying to kill him. In the dream, he hid in a cupboard. There was no sound except his heart pounding, and he had no idea where his crazed captor was. He was terrified! At that moment, the video finished, and his brother put his hand on the shoulder of his sleeping sibling to wake him. The shock at that tense moment was enough that the sleeping brother suffered a massive heart attack and died instantly. True or false?

Can you place three balls such that the equation shown in the picture holds true?

They are the five precious gems of an everyday sort and all can be found on a Tennis Court. Who are they?

I look flat, but I am deep. Hidden realms I shelter. Lives I take, but the food I offer. At times I am beautiful. I can be calm, angry, and turbulent. I have no heart but offer pleasure as well as death. No man can own me, yet I encompass what all men must have. What am I?