Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

There is an exact a week gap between Christmas and New Year. Hence, It is obvious that the new year that comes right after Christmas comes on the same day of the week.

A Strange thing happened in the Year 1777. Christmas occurs on Wednesday and New Year on Monday. How is that possible?

"That Restaurant always remains crowded. This is the reason why nobody goes there".

Can you find a flaw in this statement?

A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?

John bought a new car. He has a habit of eating ice cream from a particular ice cream shop while returning home from office. Whenever, he eats strawberry ice cream, he faces no problem. But whenever, he eats chocolate ice cream, the car starts giving problem. At first, he thinks, it is just a co-incidence but when this awkward incident happens for 3-4 times, he reports this problem to the company.

The mechanic of the company checks but finds no problem at all. The next day, when he stops by to eat chocolate ice cream, the car again starts giving problem.

Can you find the possible reason?

Can you find the company name in the pictogram below?

What Deficiency does the below rebus represent?

VIT_MIN

How will you measure 15 minutes using two hourglasses of 7 minutes and 11 minutes respectively?

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?