Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant.

But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother.

Who is lying?

What kind of band never plays music?

What can run but never walk, have a mouth that never speaks, have a head that never weeps, and have a bed but never sleeps?

In a town, there are four houses located at different distances from each other. Following are the distances:

The third house is 60 meters apart from the first house.
The fourth house is 40 meters apart from the second house.
The third house is 10 meters nearer to the fourth house than it is to the second house.

Can you find out the distance between the fourth and the first house?

What does does this rebus picture means ?

There are a hundred statements.

First person says: At least one of the statements is false.

Second person says: At least two of the statements is false.

Third person says: At least three of the statements are false.

Fourth person says: At least four of the statements are false.

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Hundredth person says: At least a hundred of the statements are false.

Analysing it, how many statements do you think are false and how many are true?

Jim has three close friends at his school: Michael, John and Alice. Two of them play football, two play basketball and two play hockey. The friend who does not play hockey does not play basketball as well. The friend who does not play football does not play hockey.

Can you identify which sport/s is played by which person?

What does the following BrainBat signifies?

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If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?