Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

In the figure that has been attached to this question, each digit represents a digit. The similar letters carry the same integer value. Can you expose the original digits?

How many words can a quill made with the feather of a pigeon write with a 100ml bottle of black ink?

A Monkey, a squirrel, and an Eagle are racing to the top of the mango tree. Assuming all these animals are in perfect shape, Which animal will reach to Banana first?

I am the largest in my family of fifty.
The youngest of our family lives separately from the rest of the family and so do I.
I am regarded as harsh and tough.
I am so large, you cut me in two equal halves,
each half would still be larger than the second largest member of the family.
Who am I?

Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What is it?

What kind of storm is always in a rush?

In the four images below, can you find the odd one out?

Replace each alphabet with the number (1-9) to make the below equation correct.

AB * C = DE - F = GH / I