81 x 9 = 801. What must you do to make the this equation true?

Why are televisions attracted to people?

John left on a horse on Thursday , was gone for two days, and came back on Thursday after completing his work. How did that happen?

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

My friends called me Iron59 because my parents are a chemist and a mathematician. What is my real name?

It's a 7-letter word.
If we remove 1 letter from it, it remains the same.
If we remove 2 letters from it, it remains the same.
If we remove 3 letters from it, it remains the same.
If we remove all the letters from it, still it remains the same.
What is it?

How is a fly different from a mosquito?

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?

Mr Red Lives in the red house.
Mr Green Lives in the greenhouse.
Mr Yellow Lives in the yellow house.

Who lives in the Whitehouse?