81 x 9 = 801. What must you do to make the this equation true?

What type of tree can I carry in my hand?

What is red and smells like blue paint?

If you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?

Why are televisions attracted to people?

How many words can a pen with half refill write?

For this puzzle, you might have to find logic in something illogical. But hey, it's fun and a healthy little break from your strenuous puzzle-solving sessions.

Can you decipher the meaning in the following cluster of letters?

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A police officer was passing by when he saw a guy hiding. He walked up to him and genially asked, "What is your name?"

"Shut up!" the boy responded.

"Where are your manners?" asked the outraged police officer.

"Up that tree," said the boy discourteously, directing to a neighbouring tree.

You're looking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.

"No, trouble is looking for me!" the boy answered solemnly.

Why is the boy behaving like this?

What can you serve, but never eat?

Which city is three-fifths chick two third cat and 50% goat?