81 x 9 = 801. What must you do to make the this equation true?

What's the best place to go shopping in the ocean?

The measurement of time, That can't be found on a clock, But can be looked upon on a map.

Who is He ?

A blonde put eyeliner on her head. Why?

How many minutes are there in Feb 2017?

Note: The shortest answer is the correct answer.

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees that the man next to him is extremely rich. He turns to the rich man and says to him, 'I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.'
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, 'I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.'
The rich man laughs again and says, 'OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?'
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.

What song did he sing? A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says to him, 'I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.' The rich man laughs. The poor man says, 'I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.' The rich man laughs again and says, 'OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?' The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich. What song did he sing?

If you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?

A seven-year-old kid challenged his classmates that he can make the number one disappear by adding something to it.

How can he do that?

The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs. How do they get baby peacocks?

What does a man do only once in his lifetime, but women do once a year after they are 29?