Many have heard it, but nobody has ever seen it, and it will not speak back until spoken to. What is it?

I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?

Identify the hidden meaning behind this picture?

If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

There is a family that live in a round house. The two parents go out for a movie and leave a babysitter to watch their son. They come back and the kid was not there. Some one kidnapped him. The maid said she was cleaning in a corner. The cook said he was making pizza. The babysitter said she was getting a board game. Who kidnapped him.

A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctor’s son, but the doctor was not the boy’s father. Who was the doctor?

How many times can you subtract the number two from the number fifty?

Eight Chelsea player makes the following statements :

1. Seven of us are lying here.
2. Six of us are lying here.
3. Five of us are lying here.
4. Five of us are lying here.
5. Four of us are lying here.
6. Three of us are lying here.
7. My name is Torres.
8. My name is Lampard.

The last two are Lampard and Torres or maybe Torres and Lampard.
So can you deduce which of the last two is Lampard or Torres?