Always in you, Sometimes on you;

If I surround you, I can kill you.

What am I?

On a bright sunny day, two fathers took their son fishing in the lake. Each man and son were able to catch one fish. When they returned to their camp, there were only three fishes in the basket. What happened?

PS: None of the fish were eaten, lost, or thrown back.

There are 2 people near the river and both of them want to get on the other side. The boat can only take one of them. But they got across.
How?

John has played 50 ODI's and his average is 50. How many runs should he score in his 51st ODI, so that his average score jumps to 51?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

I know a nine-letter word having only one vowel.
Do you ?

You are on a Boat in the mid of a river. You have two cigarettes with you. One of these two you have to light, how will you light the cigarette?

What comes
Once in a Year
Twice in a Month
4 times in a Week
6 times in a Day

If in a car race, the man who came two places in front of the last man finished one ahead of the man who came fifth, how many contestants were there?