What building has the most stories?

Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's ?

Identify the hidden meaning behind this picture?

f you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

Can you tell a 3D object that has just two surfaces?

I had an infinite supply of water and 5 litres and 3 litres jars.

How would you measure exactly 4 litres in the least number of steps?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

A father is locked up in jail. His wife has gone bankrupt. Their male child has to sell his hotel in order to gain some money. Yet their girl child does not care and is quite happy.

How can someone be so rude?

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: The Wife said she was sleeping. The Cook was cooking breakfast. The Gardener was picking vegetables. The Maid was getting the mail. The Butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know?