Many have heard it, but nobody has ever seen it, and it will not speak back until spoken to. What is it?

A train leaves from point A for point B at 80 mph. After half an hour, another train leaves from point B for point A at 60 mph.

Which of the trains will be farther from point A when they meet ?

A man is walking down a road with a basket of eggs. As he
is walking he meets someone who buys one-half of his eggs
plus one-half of an egg.
He walks a little further and meets another person who buys
one-half of his eggs plus one-half of an egg.
After proceeding further he meets another person who buys
one-half of his eggs plus one half an egg. At this point, he
has sold all of his eggs, and he never broke an egg.
How many eggs did the man have to start with?

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

If 1+9+8=1, what is 2+8+9?

What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?

A shepherd had 18 sheep, out of which, all but ten died.

Can you tell us how many sheep was he left with?

A man says, "Brothers and sisters, have I none, but that man's father is my father's son." Who is that man?

I am soft and cuddly that soothe your heart. But, If you pick my last name I am going to tear you all apart. Who am I?

who is silent in the parliament?