Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

An ape is trying to climb on a pole that is 60 feet high. Due to the slippery surface, the ape climbs 3 feet in a minute only to slip back 2 feet.

How much time do you think the monkey will take to reach the top of the pole?

What goes up but never comes down?

How do you go from 98 to 720 using just one letter?

Take away my first letter, then take away my second letter. Then take away the rest of my letters, yet I remain the same. What am I?

A clock loses 10 minutes each hour. If the clock is set correctly at noon, what time is it when it reads 3 PM?

What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see? What is it?

What does this simple rebus mean?

What is the longest word in the dictionary?

A man is found hanging dead from the ceiling of a room. The room’s dimensions are 15 x 15 x 15. The man is only 6ft tall and the rope was only 2ft long. There are no windows and only one door to the room. The door is bolted shut from the inside, and a puddle of water is under the man. How did he kill himself?