Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

What do you get if you add 2 to 100 four times?

A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.

Who am I?

What can you catch but never throw?

I have no life, but I can die. What am I?

If you read clockwise, you can form a word by inserting three missing letters in the picture given below. Can you do it?

In the city of Brain Teasers, 5% of people do not list their phone numbers. Now if we select random 100 people from the phone directory, then how many people selected will have unlisted phone numbers?

Arrange the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9 above and below the division line in a manner that the thus formed fractions equal to 1/3.

(You can use one number only once)

Take number 1000 and then add 20 to it.
Now add 1000 one more time.
Now add 30.
Now add 1000 one more time.
Now add 40.
Now add 1000 one more time.
Now add 10.

What is the total?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.