Can you decipher the below rebus?

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My thunder comes before the lightning; my lightning comes before clouds; my rain dries all the land it touches. What am I?

During an interview, the interviewer ordered hot coffee for the candidate to relieve the stress. The coffee was kept before him. After a minute, the interviewer asked him, 'What is before you?' He replied 'Tea'.

The candidate was selected immediately. Why?

What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see?

In a contest, four fruits (an apple, a banana, an orange, and a pear) have been placed in four closed boxes (one fruit per box). People may guess which fruit is in which box. 123 people participate in the contest. When the boxes are opened, it turns out that 43 people have guessed none of the fruits correctly, 39 people have guessed one fruit correctly, and 31 people have guessed two fruits correctly.
How many people have guessed three fruits correctly, and how many people have guessed four fruits correctly

You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?

When monkey rotate the gear, which mark will be hit 1 or 2 ?

A chicken farmer has figured out that a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half. How many hens does the farmer need to produce one dozen eggs in six days?

John is 45 years older than his son Jacob. If you find similarities between their ages, both of their ages contain prime numbers as the digits. Also, John's age is the reverse of Jacob's age.

Can you find their ages?

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?