What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?

Which wheel of car does not rotate when you turn your car right?

You board a train. The train will have to enter a tunnel soon. You are claustrophobic. Which place is the best for you to sit?

I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?

While house hunting in London, I came across a very good leasehold property Discussing the lease the landlady told me:

'The property was originally on a 99 years lease and two-thirds of the time passed is equal to four-fifths of the time to come. Now work it out for yourself and see how many years are to go!

Take away my first letter, then take away my second letter. Then take away the rest of my letters, yet I remain the same. What am I?

What demands an answer, but asks no questions

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?

Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What am I?