What mathematical symbol can be put between 5 and 9, to get a number bigger than 5 and smaller than 9?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?

I have an eye but still cannot see.

Who am I?

The more you take me, the more you leave me behind.
Who Am I?

In which direction should the missing arrow point?

What is red and smells like blue paint?

There is a family that live in a round house. The two parents go out for a movie and leave a babysitter to watch their son. They come back and the kid was not there. Some one kidnapped him. The maid said she was cleaning in a corner. The cook said he was making pizza. The babysitter said she was getting a board game. Who kidnapped him.

You can hear me, but you can't touch or see me.

What am I?