Yesterday I fell from 30 feet high ladder but I don't get hurt. Why?

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

Can you decipher the below rebus?

PBLUESAISNUERSES

I am a type of food that is often found in the fridge and can be white in colour. What I am?
Hint 1: I am a dairy product.
Hint 2: You can spread me on the bread.

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

Here is a conversation between a couple who both are software professionals.

Husband: Hey! What is your date of birth?
Wife Replied Angrily: It is 591062400
Husband after doing some calculations replied, "Got It".

What is the DOB of the wife?

I have eight fingers and two thumbs but I do not live. What Am I?

what's the probability of getting a king or a queen from a pack of 52 cards?

What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?

I have a head like a cat and feet like a cat, but I am not a cat. What am I?