Yesterday I fell from 30 feet high ladder but I don't get hurt. Why?

Two Twins Jack and Jill were standing back to back and suddenly they started running in opposite direction for 4 kilometres and then turn to left and run for another 3 kilometres.

what is the distance between the Baggio twins when they stop ?

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

What is both possible and impossible at the same time?

How many points are there on the globe where, by walking one mile south, then one mile east and then one mile north, you would reach the place where you started?

A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

Jack and Joseph are well-known golf rivals. One Day during a match, they were level at a score of 30. Jack hit a bad shot and Joseph added 10 to his score. Joseph then hit an awesome shot and he won the game.

How ?

I never was there, I am always to be.
You have never ever seen me, not ever you will.
Yet I am the confidence of everyone.

Who Am I?

A man was just doing his job when his suit was torn. Why did he die three minutes later?

If in a car race, the man who came two places in front of the last man finished one ahead of the man who came fifth, how many contestants were there?