What does this rebus means ?

PROG WORKRESS

There was a man he lives in a hotel each morning he presses the first floor button each evening if there is a person in the elevator he asks him to press the 10 floor button if there is no one in the elevator he takes the stairs why.

What has 13 hearts but no other organs?

Client Dempsey living in one of the East Coast states of the U.S. was talking to Landon Donovan, who was living in the West Coast state of the U.S.

Dempsey: What time is it?
Donovan: Wow, It is the same time here.

How is this possible?

You need to pick one entry from pot A and one from pot B to have a perfect match. Can you do it?

When you stop to look, you can always see me. But if you try to touch me, you can never feel me. Although you walk towards me, I remain the same distance from you. What am I?

There was a competition where the contestants had to hold something. At the end of the event, the winner was a person who had no hands or feet. What was it that the contestants had to hold?

Can you find the dog hidden in a group of pandas?

There are 2 people near the river and both of them want to get on the other side. The boat can only take one of them. But they got across.
How?

When is the top of a mountain similar to a savings account?