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PROG WORKRESS

A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?

A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?

John went to a parrot shop in Mexico, and the parrot owner told him that his parrot is so unique that he repeats everything he hears. John got excited and immediately bought the parrot. John went home and spoke many words, but the parrot does not repeat anything.
He went again to the parrot shop and complaint to the shopkeeper, but the shopkeeper never lied. Explain?

If nine thousand, nine hundred nine dollars is written as $9,909,
how should twelve thousand, twelve hundred twelve dollars be written?

Pronounced as 1 letter, And written with 3, 2 letters there are, and 2 only in me. I’m double, I’m single, I’m black blue and grey, I’m read from both ends, and the same either way. What am I?

Place a mathematical symbol between the numerals 5 and 9 in such a way that the resulting number is greater than 5 but smaller than 9.

You Throw The Outside, Cook The Inside
Eat The Outside, Throw The Inside.

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It is raining today at 11:59 am. What is the probability of sunny weather after 72 hours?

By removing one matchstick and adding one matchstick, can you convert the word "ZOO" to an animal name?