I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?

What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?

When I got four, I have it none.
When I got two, I have it some.
When I got none, I have it all.

What is it?

I am the first thing you need while camping.
I am always with the person named Marcos Valencia and Carrick.
But Pogba Zlatan and Rooney think I am wasteful and do not need me.
I am the second to the last thing to add when you are making a patch.

What am I?

Name the three-letter word that can complete the below words?

A) L O _ _ _ E
B) E D U _ _ _ E
C) _ _ _ E R
D) _ _ _ T L E

I know a ten-letter word in the English language which can be typed using only the top rows of the computer keyboard.

If nine thousand, nine hundred nine dollars is written as $9,909,
how should twelve thousand, twelve hundred twelve dollars be written?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?

Can you solve the tricky chess rebus puzzle below by ciphering the hidden meaning?