I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?

A fresher was sitting in an interview. The interviewer said, "This is the last question of your interview. Tell me the accurate position of the centre of this table where your resume is kept."

How can he answer this question? What will you have answered to such a question?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?

There is something which is always coming but never arrives?

Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's ?

There is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?

I have a mouth but I don't eat.
I have a bank but have no money.
I have a bed but i dont sleep.
I wave but have no hands.

Who Am I ?

It walks on 4 when its young, walks on 2 when it's older, and walks on 3 when its very old?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?