I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

Name the three-letter word that can complete the below words:

A) L O _ _ _ E
B) E D U _ _ _ E
C) _ _ _ E R
D) _ _ _ T L E

What English word has three consecutive double letters?

A shepherd had 18 sheep, out of which, all but ten died.

Can you tell us how many sheep was he left with?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?

What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?