I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?

What goes up but never comes down?

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth, I am dissolved into air. What am I?

What can you catch but never throw?

I have teeth but i don't bite. Who Am I ?

It is always ahead of me yet I can never see it. What is it?

How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?