I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?

What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

I have eight fingers and two thumbs but I do not live. What Am I?

The person who makes it has no need for it. He who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know they are. What is it?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?

It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?

A horse was tied to a rope 5 meters long and the horses food was 15 meters away from the horse. How did the horse reach the food?

What has 88 keys?