What goes up but never comes down?

A blonde put eyeliner on her head. Why?

The Federal bank of London is abducted by the robbers. The head of the robbers asked the cashier to empty their money vault to them and when suddenly cashier got a call from her father. To avoid any suspicion, the robber asked the cashier to pick the call and reply her father in the shortest manner possible.

The cashier told her father "Is there an emergency father, Call me when you are free and I will help you in your furnishing" and then the cashier hung up the phone.

After 10 minutes, police arrived at the crime scene.

How did the police know about the robbery?

Women do it once a year after they turn 19 but men get to do it only once in a lifetime. What is it?

John enters a small room. The Door Closes.
When the door opens, John is in a larger room.

Explain?

I am lying and I always lie. Tell me whether I am lying or telling the truth.

Kareena is older than Katrina and younger than Karishma. Isabelle is younger than Bipasha and Karishma. Bipasha is older than Karishma. If Kareena and Isabelle are the same age, who's the youngest?

There were three women in all the swimming costumes!
One was happy and the other two were sad!
The happy one was crying and the sad ones were smiling.
Why was this?

What has many teeth, but cannot bite?

Find the Goldfish below the given Image.