During an interview, the interviewer ordered hot coffee for the candidate to relieve the stress. The coffee was kept before him. After a minute, the interviewer asked him, 'What is before you?' He replied 'Tea'.

The candidate was selected immediately. Why?

I always drive my customer away.

Who am I?

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?

Steffi's daughter Jazelle needs to be picked up from school every day.
Steffi asks one of her colleagues to pick up Jazelle from the school. Steffi devised a password system to confirm that Jazelle goes with the correct colleague only.

The password on Monday was SJM16.
The password on Wednesday was TAW39.

What will the password be for Friday?

In the Chess Board picture below white army is arranged. You need to add a black army on the board such that no piece is under any threat.
Note: Army comprised of 1 king, 1 queen, 2 rooks, 2 bishops, 2 knights, and 8 pawns.

What is the fewest number of coins that would be required in order to make sure each and every coin touches exactly three other coins?

"That Restaurant always remains crowded. This is the reason why nobody goes there".

Can you find a flaw in this statement?

A blonde put eyeliner on her head. Why?

'S' refers to the number of seconds in a day and 'H' refers to the number of hours in ten years. Which quantity out of these two is greater?

How many minutes are there in Feb 2017?

Note: The shortest answer is the correct answer.