Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

Can you find out who is the kidnapper in below Picture and why, Explain ?

At a Society election for president, precisely 963 votes were cast.
There is a total of 4 candidates that participate in the election.

The winning candidate exceeds the opponents by 53, 79 and 105 votes.

How many votes do each candidate gets?

Three doctors said that Bill was their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How many brothers does Bill actually have?

Can you decipher the below rebus?

PBLUESAISNUERSES

I possess a head

I flaunt a tail

But I don't have mouth or legs

Can you find out who I am?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

An ape is trying to climb on a pole that is 60 feet high. Due to the slippery surface, the ape climbs 3 feet in a minute only to slip back 2 feet.

How much time do you think the monkey will take to reach the top of the pole?

If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?

If you remove one from eleven, it becomes ten. If you remove one from nine, it becomes ten.

How is this possible?