Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

You board a train. The train will have to enter a tunnel soon. You are claustrophobic. Which place is the best for you to sit?

I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

If you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?

I always drive my customer away.

Who am I?

Rose, Lily and Jasmine decided to buy flowers for their moms on Mother's Day. One of them bought lilies, the other roses, and the third one jasmines.
'It's funny!' said the girl with roses, 'we bought roses, jasmines and lilies, but none of us bought the flowers matching her name'.
'You're right!', said Lily.
What kind of flowers did each of the girls buy?

In four steps you need to move the word 'cold' From 'warm' by replacing one alphabet at a time such that every word formed at each step is acceptable in English Dictionary.

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

0 0 0 = 6
1 1 1 = 6
2 2 2 = 6
3 3 3 = 6
4 4 4 = 6
5 5 5 = 6
6 6 6 = 6
7 7 7 = 6
8 8 8 = 6
9 9 9 = 6

You can use any mathematical symbols in the space provided to make all above algebraic expressions true.

I am the fastest animal but cannot climb the tree. What am I?