What is wrong in the below Picture?

Identify Me

Hint1: I am a god
Hint 2: I am a planet
Hint 3: measurer of heat

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

I am quite hot but become too cold if you remove the first two letters. What am I?

What is the largest amount of money that you can possess in change and still if someone asks you for a dollar, you won't be able to give?

A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog’s name?

Luis Garavito killed Density x Volume.

Who is Luis Garavito ?

I am the fastest animal but cannot climb the tree. What am I?

What happened when the wheel was invented?

The owner of a popular clothing store comes up with his own method of pricing items. A vest costs $8, socks cost $10, a tie costs $6, and a blouse costs $12. Using the owner’s method, how much would a pair of underwear cost?