What is wrong in the below Picture?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

Some friends went on a vacation to a resort. It was raining heavily and it kept raining for thirteen days.

When it rained in the morning, the afternoon was beautiful and when it rained in the afternoon, the day was blessed with a clear morning.

Overall, the friends experienced eleven nice mornings and twelve nice afternoons. Can you find out the number of days they spent on vacation?

I’m orange, I wear a green hat and I sound like a parrot. What am I?

In the attached figure, you can see a chessboard and two rooks placed on the chess board. What you have to find is the number of squares that do not contain the rooks. How many are there?

How many triangles can you find in this given picture?

I am a type of room you cannot enter or leave. Raised from the ground below, I could be poisonous or a delicious treat. What am I?

John replied, when asked how old he was. In 2 years he will be twice as old as he was five years ago.' How old is he ?

Can you guess the name of the month by looking the below rebus ?