I can write cow in 13 letters.

Can You?

Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?

A bank customer had $100 in his account. He then made 6 withdrawals. He kept a record of these withdrawals, and the balance remaining in the account, as follows:

Withdrawals Balance left
$50 $50
$25 $25
$10 $15
$8 $7
$5 $2
$2 $0
----- -----
$100 $99

Why are the Totals not tallying?

On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

A word I know,
Six letters contain,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.

What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

In one of the popular batman series movie "Batman Forever", there was a riddle that goes like "Tear me off and then scratch my head and I was red then and now I am back. Who am I?

John killed hundreds of people mercilessly and yet the police were not able to put her behind the bars. Why?

A seven-year-old kid challenged his classmates that he can make the number one disappear by adding something to it.

How can he do that?