What is red and smells like blue paint?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

What is both possible and impossible at the same time?

When is the top of a mountain similar to a savings account?

What has many teeth, but cannot bite?

81 x 9 = 801. What must you do to make the this equation true?

Bay of Bengal is in which state?

Which flower has two lips?

I am five letter word that is under you.
If you remove my 1st letter, then I am over you.
If you remove my 1st and 2nd letters then I am all around you.

Who am I?

A father is locked up in jail. His wife has gone bankrupt. Their male child has to sell his hotel in order to gain some money. Yet their girl child does not care and is quite happy.

How can someone be so rude?