No one wants to have it, but if one got it, he does not want to lose it. What is It?

I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

John left on a horse on Thursday , was gone for two days, and came back on Thursday after completing his work. How did that happen?

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

It has horns but can’t beep. It is like to bleat but It is not a sheep. What is it?

At a party, there are five people and a whole round cake lying at the centre of the table. Only four people will make a cut and take their piece and the last one will get the remaining piece on the table. How can they make sure that everyone gets a 1/5th of the piece?

There was a strange boy who was born before his father. How can this be possible?