No one wants to have it, but if one got it, he does not want to lose it. What is It?

What kind of band never plays music?

Joseph buys three kinds of chocolates for 100 rupees. The first one is priced at 5 rupees, second one at 3 rupees and third one at 0.5 rupees.

If he bought 100 chocolates in total, how many pieces do you think he bought each chocolate?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

You can find some missing letters in the picture. By placing two particular letters in the spaces, you can form a nine lettered word beginning from one of the corners and going clockwise direction to the middle. Can you find out the letters and the word?

A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

how come the second man dies?

I am Huge on Sunday and Saturday.
I am small from Tuesday to Thursday.
I do not exist on Monday and Friday.
Who am I?

It has horns but can’t beep. It is like to bleat but It is not a sheep. What is it?

How high do you have to count before you use the letter “a” in the English spelling of the whole number?