Identify the hidden meaning behind this picture?

There are 3 apples in the basket and you take away 2. How many apples do you have now?

You Throw The Outside, Cook The Inside
Eat The Outside, Throw The Inside.

What Is It?

You are a cab driver who pools passengers. You pick 3 people from a destination and drop 1 after an hour. 2 people climb aboard at the same time and you drop 3 at the next destination. After some time, you pick 2 passengers only to drop 1 after a short distance where 3 more passengers climb up the cab. You leave the rest of the passengers one by one to their destination and then come back home.

Can you tell the eye color of the cab driver?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

Identify Me

Hint1: I am a god
Hint 2: I am a planet
Hint 3: measurer of heat

Find the next number in the following series:
6, 14, 26, 98, __?

Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

Two brothers were watching a horror film on video late one night. One brother dozed off and dreamed that he was being chased by the crazy man from the movie, who was trying to kill him. In the dream, he hid in a cupboard. There was no sound except his heart pounding, and he had no idea where his crazed captor was. He was terrified! At that moment, the video finished, and his brother put his hand on the shoulder of his sleeping sibling to wake him. The shock at that tense moment was enough that the sleeping brother suffered a massive heart attack and died instantly. True or false?

If 5 cats catch 5 mice in 5 minutes, how long will it take one cat to catch a mouse?