I was speeding and ran through a stop sign, yet two traffic officers who were there do nothing about it.

why?

What does below Rebus say?

XLR8

John went to a parrot shop in Mexico, and the parrot owner told him that his parrot is so unique that he repeats everything he hears. John got excited and immediately bought the parrot. John went home and spoke many words, but the parrot does not repeat anything.
He went again to the parrot shop and complaint to the shopkeeper, but the shopkeeper never lied. Explain?

Joseph buys three kinds of chocolates for 100 rupees. The first one is priced at 5 rupees, second one at 3 rupees and third one at 0.5 rupees.

If he bought 100 chocolates in total, how many pieces do you think he bought each chocolate?

I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?

Decode below three cipher riddles:

26 L of the A
7 D of the W
1000 Y in a M

What is the largest amount of money that you can possess in change and still if someone asks you for a dollar, you won't be able to give?

Remove two matchsticks to make the below equation correct.

Can you complete the sequence puzzle?

AR TA GE CA LE VI LI _

There were three women in all the swimming costumes!
One was happy and the other two were sad!
The happy one was crying and the sad ones were smiling.
Why was this?