I was speeding and ran through a stop sign, yet two traffic officers who were there do nothing about it.

why?

A Child was born in Lahore, Pakistan. Still, the child is not a Pakistani citizen. why?

John left on a horse on Thursday , was gone for two days, and came back on Thursday after completing his work. How did that happen?

A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?

John has eleven friends. He has a bowl containing eleven apples. Now He wants to divide the eleven apples among his friends, in such a way that an apple should remain in his bowl.
How can He do it?

What is the word or phrase?

There are two guys standing face to face in a room. On a wall, there is a clock. One of those is a prophet. He tells the other guy that he will be stabbed in the back in five minutes.

Shocked to hear that, the other guy stares at the clock. Just after the five minutes, he is stabbed on the back. Can you tell what happened?

On a bright sunny day, two fathers took their son fishing in the lake. Each man and son were able to catch one fish. When they returned to their camp, there were only three fishes in the basket. What happened?

PS: None of the fish were eaten, lost, or thrown back.

Find the Next Number in the Sequence

2 9 3 1 8 4 3 6 5 7 ?

I have no life, but I can die. What am I?