I was speeding and ran through a stop sign, yet two traffic officers who were there do nothing about it.

why?

During an interview, the interviewer ordered hot coffee for the candidate to relieve the stress. The coffee was kept before him. After a minute, the interviewer asked him, 'What is before you?' He replied 'Tea'.

The candidate was selected immediately. Why?

It is raining today at 11:59 am. What is the probability of sunny weather after 72 hours?

What is the word or phrase below?
R | E | A | D

Place a mathematical symbol between the numerals 5 and 9 in such a way that the resulting number is greater than 5 but smaller than 9.

A California farmer owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner calls the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to buy. The farmer knows the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

Which is the correct shadow of the bird?

I am white when I am dirty, and black when I am clean. What am I?

If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?