I was speeding and ran through a stop sign, yet two traffic officers who were there do nothing about it.

why?

There's a day, that comes around once a year.
To celebrate the man, you hold dear.
He gave you life, love and will pick you up if you fall.
When it comes to guys like him, He's the best of all.
Who is he?

An ape is trying to climb on a pole that is 60 feet high. Due to the slippery surface, the ape climbs 3 feet in a minute only to slip back 2 feet.

How much time do you think the monkey will take to reach the top of the pole?

Can you identify if it's a murder or a suicide ?

You knock a Table over in the library, and suddenly 20 eyes are looking at you.

The following four words might seem abrupt to you. But you can make them meaningful by just adding vowels.
RDSH
GGPLNT
TMT
NN

Hint: All of them are vegetables.

The more it dries, the wetter it becomes. Can you tell what it is?

Only one colour, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it?

Can you find out the number of the parking space in which the car is parked?

Do you know of a place where the wind blows south and then suddenly shifts direction towards the north?