I was speeding and ran through a stop sign, yet two traffic officers who were there do nothing about it.

why?

You have a three-gallon and a five-gallon measuring device. You wish to measure out four gallons.

Can you find the 09 errors in the picture below?

Find out the missing number in the picture attached:

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Complete the missing letters of the given word.

John has played 50 ODI's and his average is 50. How many runs should he score in his 51st ODI, so that his average score jumps to 51?

Considering the below equation:

V + II - VI = 10
IV - X + VIII = 20
IV - VII + VI = 30

Then, I + II + III = ?

An infinite number of mathematicians are standing behind a bar. The first asks the barman for half a pint of beer, the second for a quarter pint, the third an eighth, and so on. How many pints of beer will the barman need to fulfill all mathematicians' wishes?

I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.