A prisoner is told: "If you tell a lie, we will hang you and if you tell the truth, we will shoot you." What did the prisoner say to save himself?

Can you identify the famous TV character from the rebus below?

Which city is three-fifths chick two third cat and 50% goat?

The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?

A farmer and his neighbour once went to Emperor Akbar"s court with a complaint. "Your Majesty, I bought a well from him," said the farmer pointing to his neighbour, "and now he wants me to pay for the water."
"That"s right, your Majesty," said the neighbour. "I sold him the well but not the water!"?
The Emperor asked Birbal to settle the dispute. How did Birbal solve the dispute?

A blonde put eyeliner on her head. Why?

John left on a horse on Thursday , was gone for two days, and came back on Thursday after completing his work. How did that happen?

What mathematical symbol can be put between 5 and 9, to get a number bigger than 5 and smaller than 9?

Queen Elizabeth organised a royal party.

To Avoid uninvited guest royal family set a password.
Jack (an uninvited person) plan to enter the party. He stand nearby the door.

First guest comes, the security person said 'twelve' and guest replied with six.
Second guest comes , the security person said 'six' and guest replied with 'three'.

Jack thought is enough and he walked to the entry point. The security person said 'eight' , Jack replied smilingly 'four'.
He was immediately thrown out of the party. why ?

A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?