I was speeding and ran through a stop sign, yet two traffic officers who were there do nothing about it.

why?

A man hijacks an aeroplane transporting both passengers(8 of them) and valuable cargo. After taking the cargo, the man demands nine parachutes, puts one of them on, and jumps, leaving the other eight behind. Why did he want eight?

A deaf and mute man goes to the train station. Tickets for the train are 50 cents each. The man goes to the ticket booth and hands the man inside just a dollar. The man in the booth hands him two tickets.

How did the man in the booth know to give him two tickets without even looking at him?

Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?

What is the below Rebus indicate?

He runs but never walks. Murmurs, but never talks. Has a bed, but never sleeps. And has a mouth, but never eats?

If nine thousand, nine hundred nine dollars is written as $9,909,
how should twelve thousand, twelve hundred twelve dollars be written?

Place the numbers from 1 to 9 in the circles in a manner that each side of the triangle sums up to 17.

I am a normal creature, but I have five hands. I can even have more but even then I will be considered normal.

Who am I?

The dirtier I get, the whiter I look. Who am I?