The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs. How do they get baby peacocks?

who is silent in the parliament?

My grandson is about as many days as my son in weeks, and my grandson is as many months as I am in years. My grandson, my son and I together are 120 years. Can you tell me my age in years ?

A man has a barrel filled with oil that weighs 100 pounds, and then he puts something into it. Now the barrel weighs less than 100 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?

If I put in one canary per cage, I have one bird too many. If I put in two canaries per cage, I have one cage too many. How many cages and canaries do I have?

A shepherd had 18 sheep, out of which, all but ten died.

Can you tell us how many sheep was he left with?

In a picnic session, a footballer was practicing. During his play, he busted lips and ears and broke ribs and thighs. However, he was still able to play a professional match on the very next day.



How can this be possible?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

I always drive my customer away.

Who am I?