If you go to the movies and you're paying, is it cheaper to take one friend to the movies twice, or two friends to the movies at the same time?

There is a box full of marbles,
all but two are blue,
all but two are green,
and all but two are red.

How many marbles are in the box?

What does this say?

XLR8

There are are five things wrong with this sentence; only geniuses will be able to to spot all of the mitstakes

What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?

During an interview, the interviewer ordered hot coffee for the candidate to relieve the stress. The coffee was kept before him. After a minute, the interviewer asked him, 'What is before you?' He replied 'Tea'.

The candidate was selected immediately. Why?

The King of a distant land had heard that Birbal was one of the wisest men in the East and so desired to meet Birbal. He sent Birbal an invitation to visit his country.

In due course, Birbal arrived in the distant kingdom. When he entered the palace he was flabbergasted to find not one but six kings seated there. All looked alike. All were dressed in kingly robes. Who was the real king?

The very next moment he got his answer. Confidently, he approached the king and bowed to him.

How did Birbal know who was the real king?

A bomb exploded in a room full of married couples and no one died. How?

I was speeding and ran through a stop sign, yet two traffic officers who were there do nothing about it.

why?

There are a number of books on a shelf. If one book is the 4th from the left and 6th from the right, how many books are on the shelf?