What month of the year has 28 days?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

There were five men at church, and it started raining while they were outside. The four that ran still got wet, but the one that was still stayed completely dry. Why did he stay dry?

Why do people go to bed?

If in a car race, the man who came two places in front of the last man finished one ahead of the man who came fifth, how many contestants were there?

The Judge knows that Alamgir was killed by his girlfriend Jasline, but the judge is unsure whether to punish her. Why?

When I got four, I have it none.
When I got two, I have it some.
When I got none, I have it all.

What is it?

A man is sitting in a bar when a rich man sits next to him. He turns to the rich man and says, “Did you know I know almost every song that has ever existed?”

The rich man laughs. The man then says, “I bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady’s name of your choice in it. The rich man laughs again and says, “OK, how about my daughter’s name, Jamie Armstrong-Miller?” Minutes later, the man collects his cash and the rich man goes home cashless. What song did the man sing?

Doctor Alex and a bus driver John are both in love with the same woman named Olivia. The bus driver need to go for a long trip of 10 days, Before he left he gave Olivia 10 apples.

Why did Navjot Singh Sidhu put the new January calendar in the freezer