How is the moon similar to a dollar?

John enters a small room. The Door Closes.
When the door opens, John is in a larger room.

Explain?

Can you spot the man between the coffee bean in the picture below ?

What does this below rebus puzzle mean?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

You need to pick one entry from pot A and one from pot B to have a perfect match. Can you do it?

That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant.

But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother.

Who is lying?

There is a certain crime, that if it is attempted, is punishable, but if it is committed, is not punishable. What is the crime?

It was a dark stormy night and a couple were in a car driving madly to a city. The car broke down and the husband had to go get help from someone who spoke his language. He was afraid to leave his wife alone in the car so he locked the car before leaving. When he came back, the car was in the same state as he had left it but his wife was dead, there was blood on the floor and there was a stranger in the car. What happened?

I can turn polar bears white.
I can make anyone dance.
I can make everyone cry
I can make your hands clap
I can make you thin.
I can make you smile.
I can make you smile

Can you guess the riddle?