There are are five things wrong with this sentence; only geniuses will be able to to spot all of the mitstakes

Why did Navjot Singh Sidhu put the new January calendar in the freezer

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?

A couple went on a climbing trip. But only the husband returned from the vacation and said that his wife slipped off while climbing and died. On investigating, the local sheriff arrested him saying, 'Your travel agent called. You murdered your wife.'

The man did not inform anyone about the trip. Then how was the agent so sure that it was a murder?

When does a USA Potato change its nationality?

A and B have a certain number of chocolates with them. If B gives one chocolate to A, they will have an equal number of chocolates. But if A gives one chocolate to B, then A will be left with half the number of chocolates that B has.

Can you find out the number of chocolates they have right now?

The following question it puts forth you:

25 - 55 + (85 + 65) = ?

Then, you are told that even though you might think it's wrong, the correct answer is actually 5!

Whats your reaction to it? How can this be true?

The more you take me, the more you leave me behind.
Who Am I?

Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die.