There are are five things wrong with this sentence; only geniuses will be able to to spot all of the mitstakes

There was once a troop of 5 elves. The 5 elves were very dedicated on finding the magical treasure of 1000 coins. However, being elves, they were super geniuses, very greedy and they did not hesitate in taking lives of other elves. The 5 elves were named Aye, Bee, Cee, Dee and Ee, ranked from high to low respectively, from Aye to Ee. One fine day, their efforts brought results and they found 1000 coins. Now they had to split it in between them as per their ranks. The lowest ranked elf has to make the proposal. If the proposal is accepted by majority, it is agreed, or the suggesting elf is killed.

What proposal should elf Ee make ?

If I remove one from eleven it becomes Ten and if I remove one from nine also becomes Ten. How?

This is a famous paradox which has caused a great deal of argument and disbelief from many who cannot accept the correct answer. Four balls are placed in a hat. One is white, one is blue and the other two are red. The bag is shaken and someone draws two balls from the hat. He looks at the two balls and announces that at least one of them is red. What are the chances that the other ball he has drawn out is also red?

When I got four, I have it none.
When I got two, I have it some.
When I got none, I have it all.

What is it?

It is raining today at 11:59 am. What is the probability of sunny weather after 72 hours?

What is both possible and impossible at the same time?

There are five vowels (a, e, i, o, u) in the English language.
Can you tell us a word that contains all these vowels?

Peter wakes up daily to pick up his cycle and crosses the border between Spain and France daily with a bag on his shoulder. He is investigated daily by the officials but they don't find anything suspicious.

If we tell you that he is smuggling something what would it be?

What does the following represent?

N N N N N N N

A A A A A A A

C C C C C C C