There are are five things wrong with this sentence; only geniuses will be able to to spot all of the mitstakes

What number should come in place of the question mark below?

There are forty elephants and they have forty-fore heads. How can this be possible?

I was speeding and ran through a stop sign, yet two traffic officers who were there do nothing about it.

why?

Which fur should we be getting from the Lion?

As a whole I am both
safe and secure.

Behead me and I become
a place of meeting.

Behead me again and I am
the partner of ready.

Restore me, and I become
the domain of beasts.

What am I?

If 1+9+8=1, what is 2+8+9?

I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?

This is a classy optical illusion puzzle. What more you can find except bricks in the image below?

One day, Birbal got late for a function and Akbar was highly disappointed.
Please forgive me Jahanpanah. I arrived late because my child was crying and I had to calm him down, explained Birbal.
Does it take this long to placate a child? questioned the emperor. I feel that you have no idea about how to raise a child. I order you to act like a child and I will act like your father to show you how you should have dealt with your child. Come on! Ask me all that he asked from you.
Father, I want a cow, said Birbal.
The emperor quickly ordered one of the servants to bring a cow to the kingdom.
I want to drink its milk, now, now, now! said Birbal, imitating the voice of his child.
Akbar asked his servants to milk the cow and give to Birbal.
The servants quickly milked the cow and offered the milk to Birbal. He sipped in a little and then gave the bowl to the emperor.
As Birbal put up the next demand that was put up by his child a few hours ago, the emperor was stunned and left the room.
What did Birbal say?