There are are five things wrong with this sentence; only geniuses will be able to to spot all of the mitstakes

The day after tomorrow will be three days before Tuesday. Can you find out what is today?

You need to pick one entry from pot A and one from pot B to have a perfect match. Can you do it?

The horse jumps over the king.
Strangely there is absolutely no scratch on him.

Can anyone explain, how is this possible?

Rahul decided to meet Simran so he boards a local train from Bombay station. Just after the station, there is a 1km long tunnel. The train starts and is now accelerating. Rahul is a claustrophobic guy, so what is the best position for him to sit?

John and his team plan to rob a safe. They got just one chance to break the code else the local police will be informed. Below are clues:
A) Exactly one number is perfectly placed: 9 8 1
B) Everything is incorrect: 9 2 4
C) Two numbers are part of the code of the safe but are wrongly placed: 0 9 3
D) One number is part of the code of the safe but is wrongly placed: 1 4 7
E) One number is part of the code of the safe but is wrongly placed: 7 8 3

Once while in his court, King Akbar asked Birbal to write something on a wall that makes one sad when read in good times and makes one happy when read in sad times.

He took only a few moment and wrote something that fit the requirements. What did he write?

What is the fewest number of coins that would be required in order to make sure each and every coin touches exactly three other coins?

There are 2 people near the river and both of them want to get on the other side. The boat can only take one of them. But they got across.
How?

I am the one who remains awake when you sleep. But I need to rest when you awake. Who Am I?