You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?

I travel all around the world but always stay in the corner. What am I?

Fate has decided that you will only be pleased to meet me when you need me

Maybe that is why, when I am working, I start working

However annoying I may be to the regulars, the little ones are always inspired

I will always be waiting if you try to reach me

How many of you can guess my name, let me see

John buys rice at Rs.60/kg from Britain and then sells them at Rs.5/kg in India. As a result of this, he becomes a millionaire. How come?

A seven-year-old kid challenged his classmates that he can make the number one disappear by adding something to it.

How can he do that?

What occurs twice in a week, once in a year but never in a day?

How many cubic feet of dirt are in a hole of one foot deep, three feet long, and two feet wide?

That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant.

But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother.

Who is lying?

On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

The doctor prescribed you to take one pill from the bottle every half an hour. The bottle is now left with only three pills.

How long do you think you have before you run out of pills?