Can you decipher the following common phrase?

T M C
A U O
H S M
W T E

From a pack of 52 cards, I placed 4 cards on the table.

I will give you 4 clues about the cards:

Clue 1: Card on left cannot be greater than the card on the right.
Clue 2: Difference between the 1st card and 3rd card is 8.
Clue 3: There is no card of an ace.
Clue 4: There are no face cards (queen, king, jacks).
Clue 5: Difference between the 2nd card and 4th card is 7.

Identify four cards?

You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?

In a concert, Christina is performing a dance show with her group.
At 10:00, she and her crew were dancing in an absolutely straight line. At that time Christina was standing in 4th position from both the front and back end of the row.

What was the size of her crew?

I have feet, but no legs. Which animal Am I?

How can you make the following equation true by drawing only one straight line: 5+5+5=550 ?

What word is represented by this rebus?

What is the next shape from answers A, B, C, and D figure?

What am I?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.