Can you decipher the following common phrase?

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In the Thar desert, 3 men found a big 24L Jar is full of water. Since there is a shortage of water so they decided to distribute the water among themselves such that they all have equal amounts of it. But they only have a 13L, a 5L and an 11-litre Jar.

How do they do it?

At a bar, three friends, Mr Green, Mr Red and Mr Blue, were having a drink. One man was wearing a red suit; one a green suit; and the other a blue suit. 'Have you noticed,' said the man in the blue suit, 'that although our suits have colours corresponding to our names, not one of us is wearing a suit that matches our own names?' Mr Red looked at the other two and said, 'You're absolutely correct. What colour suit is each man wearing?

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

He does not have any heart but still, He manages to live.
If you kill him, you will eventually die but yet you kill him.
He cannot run, who is He?

Can you make numbers like 24, using numbers 3,3,7 & 7 with any arithmetic operator?

There are three houses in a straight row. One is red, one is blue, and one is white. The red house is left of the middle. The blue house is right of the middle. Where's the white house?

It is always ahead of me yet I can never see it. What is it?

If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?

Today, I celebrated my 32nd birthday but I was born in 1972.
How is this possible?