Can you decipher the following common phrase?

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You have two buckets - one holds exactly 5 gallons and the other 3 gallons. How can you measure 4 gallons of water into the 5 gallon bucket?

(Assume you have an unlimited supply of water and that there are no measurement markings of any kind on the buckets.)

What's the best place to go shopping in the ocean?

What mathematical symbol can be put between 5 and 9, to get a number bigger than 5 and smaller than 9?

Until it is measured, not known. Yet how you miss it when it has gone. What is it?

Yesterday I fell from 30 feet high ladder but I don't get hurt. Why?

Can you find any error in the following sentence?

A taxi was standing outside a fort at night. A man came out of the fort, opened the gate and hit the taxi driver killing him instantly. He took all the money out of the meter and started running till he was caught by a local sheriff.

You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?

What is next number in the pattern below:

131 517 192 123 ?

An evil man kidnapped someone and made them take one of two pills. One was harmless, but the other was poisonous. Whichever pill the victim took, the kidnapper took the other one. The victim took their pill with water and died. The kidnapper survived. How did the kidnapper get the harmless pill?