Can you decipher the following common phrase?

T M C
A U O
H S M
W T E

Why blonde cannot dial 911?

A police officer was passing by when he saw a guy hiding. He walked up to him and genially asked, "What is your name?"

"Shut up!" the boy responded.

"Where are your manners?" asked the outraged police officer.

"Up that tree," said the boy discourteously, directing to a neighbouring tree.

You're looking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.

"No, trouble is looking for me!" the boy answered solemnly.

Why is the boy behaving like this?

I am never scared but became petrified and can’t live in a house but would die to make one. What am I?

Can you replace the question mark with the correct letter?

6 + 6 + 6 = N
7 + 7 + 7 = E
8 + 8 + 8 = R
0 + 0 + 0 = ?

Count The number of F's in the paragraph below:

"FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS"

using four eights (8) and a one (1) and one mathematical symbol , create the number 100

John was born on March 5, 1970, in Delhi, India. Jacob was born 25 days before John. The year when they took birth, Republic Day fell on Monday.

Can you find out on what day was Jacob born?

My thunder comes before the lightning; my lightning comes before clouds; my rain dries all the land it touches. What am I?

1. What does:
TIM JOB
represent?

2. What does:
MO_ _
represent?