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People put me on the table and cut me but do not eat me. What am I?

An infinite number of mathematicians are standing behind a bar. The first asks the barman for half a pint of beer, the second for a quarter pint, the third an eighth, and so on. How many pints of beer will the barman need to fulfill all mathematicians' wishes?

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Complete the missing letters of the given word.

A girl was sitting in her hotel room when she heard a knock on the door. She opened the door and found that a man was standing outside.
The man said, "Oh! I am really sorry, I thought this was my room."
He then walked through the corridor to the elevator. The girl did not know the man. She closed her door and called security asking them to apprehend the man.
What made her suspicious of that man? He might have been genuinely mistaken.

What question can you never answer yes to?

2 ladies and 2 girls need to cross a river in a boat big enough for 1 LADY or 2 girls. How do they do it?

Eight of us go fourth, not back, to protect our king from an attack. What are we?

Double it and multiply it by 4. Then divide it by 8 and you’ll have it once more. What number is it?

What always comes into a house through the keyhole?