A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.

Who am I?

I come in different shapes and sizes.
Parts of me are curved, other parts are straight.
You can put me anywhere you like,
but there is only one right place for me.
What am I?

What am I?

I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?

No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?

Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

Who has married many women but was never married?

When you stop to look, you can always see me. But if you try to touch me, you can never feel me. Although you walk towards me, I remain the same distance from you. What am I?

You see me once in June, twice in November, and not at all in May. What am I?

When it is alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it?