A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.

Who am I?

I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?

Who has married many women but was never married?

I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?

I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?

When it is alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it?

Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What am I?

Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

Chhote se Chintu Miyan,
Lambi si Pooch.
Jahan Jaye Chintu Miyan,
Wahan Jaye Pooch.

छोटे से चींटू मियाँ,
लंबी सी पूंछ।
जहाँ जाये चींटू मियाँ,
वहाँ जाये पूंछ।

Bolo kya?

If your uncle’s sister is not your aunt, what relation is she to you?