A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.

Who am I?

I am a five-letter word and people eat me. If you remove the first letter I become an energy form. If you remove the first two letters, I am needed to live. Scramble the last three letters and I am a drink. What word am I?

I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?

Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

I am an eight letter word and I am a computer terminology.
The second, third and fourth letters make an animal.
The fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh and eighth letters make a weapon.
The first, second, third and fourth letters can be taken as an outcome of any exam.
The fifth, sixth, seventh and eighth letter combine to form a high end typing software.

Can you tell who am I ?

A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

What is full of holes but still holds water?

As a whole I am both
safe and secure.

Behead me and I become
a place of meeting.

Behead me again and I am
the partner of ready.

Restore me, and I become
the domain of beasts.

What am I?

I am first found in caves, now prolific online; I am a depiction, a drawing, a symbol, or sign. I will convey whichever mood you could wish; or for that matter, a fist, flask, or fish. What am I?