A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.

Who am I?

I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?

If your uncle’s sister is not your aunt, what relation is she to you?

What am I?

As a whole I am both
safe and secure.

Behead me and I become
a place of meeting.

Behead me again and I am
the partner of ready.

Restore me, and I become
the domain of beasts.

What am I?

Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

Who has married many women but was never married?

I am a five-letter word and people eat me. If you remove the first letter I become an energy form. If you remove the first two letters, I am needed to live. Scramble the last three letters and I am a drink. What word am I?

A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

I am an eight letter word and I am a computer terminology.
The second, third and fourth letters make an animal.
The fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh and eighth letters make a weapon.
The first, second, third and fourth letters can be taken as an outcome of any exam.
The fifth, sixth, seventh and eighth letter combine to form a high end typing software.

Can you tell who am I ?