There's a day, that comes around once a year.
To celebrate the man, you hold dear.
He gave you life, love and will pick you up if you fall.
When it comes to guys like him, He's the best of all.
Who is he?

Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?

Until it is measured, not known. Yet how you miss it when it has gone. What is it?

The first person saw the bridge step on it and crossed,
the second person saw the bridge did not step on it but crossed,
the third person did not see the bridge did not step on it but crossed.
Who are these people?

If your uncle’s sister is not your aunt, what relation is she to you?

You can win me and lose me but never buy me
You can not eat me and never want to part with me
I can make you cry or bring you joy
I am not a machine and definitely not a toy
You keep me but i am not forever just yours
You might find me in a case or on a shelf next to a vase
I am hard and i am tall if you bump me i am sure to fall
I am made of different materials and am at many events
If your lucky and fight hard I might be yours
What am I ?

When it is alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it?

A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.

Who am I?

I am written with two letters.
I said with the one.
I usually am seen with the two.

Who am I?