There's a day, that comes around once a year.
To celebrate the man, you hold dear.
He gave you life, love and will pick you up if you fall.
When it comes to guys like him, He's the best of all.
Who is he?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

I possess a head

I flaunt a tail

But I don't have mouth or legs

Can you find out who I am?

The product of three consecutive numbers is 7980.
Then the sum of these consecutive numbers would be?

What kind of storm is always in a rush?

Can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand?

Can you identify the direction in which this bus is moving; left or right?

Hint: The bus is moving on the roads of London.

By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?

One absent-minded ancient philosopher forgot to wind up his only clock in the house. He had no radio, TV, telephone, internet, or any other means for telling time. So he travelled on foot to his friend's place a few miles down the straight desert road. He stayed at his friend's house for the night and when he came back home, he knew how to set his clock. How did he know?