I am sometimes honest
Sometimes dishonest
I can be sweet and also bitter
I can hurt you real bad and
also make u smile and blush ☺️
What am I?

Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?

The first person saw the bridge step on it and crossed,
the second person saw the bridge did not step on it but crossed,
the third person did not see the bridge did not step on it but crossed.
Who are these people?

A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.

Who am I?

A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

You measure my life in hours
I serve you by expiring
I vanish faster when I am thin
and slower when I am thick
The wind is my energy
What am I?

I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?

I am green and found in the forest and have needles instead of leaves. What am I?
Hint 1: It can be used for Christmas decorations.
Hint 2: I have a strong, scent that is used in air fresheners.

Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What am I?