Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

Until it is measured, not known. Yet how you miss it when it has gone. What is it?

Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?

You measure my life in hours
I serve you by expiring
I vanish faster when I am thin
and slower when I am thick
The wind is my energy
What am I?

I am written with two letters.
I said with the one.
I usually am seen with the two.

Who am I?

I am first found in caves, now prolific online; I am a depiction, a drawing, a symbol, or sign. I will convey whichever mood you could wish; or for that matter, a fist, flask, or fish. What am I?

I was born in a small house and I live in it all alone. No windows and no doors have been assigned to my house. The only way I can go out is by breaking through the walls of my house.

Who am I?

I am sometimes honest
Sometimes dishonest
I can be sweet and also bitter
I can hurt you real bad and
also make u smile and blush ☺️
What am I?

You see me once in June, twice in November, and not at all in May. What am I?

What am I?