Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

What is full of holes but still holds water?

I am first found in caves, now prolific online; I am a depiction, a drawing, a symbol, or sign. I will convey whichever mood you could wish; or for that matter, a fist, flask, or fish. What am I?

You can win me and lose me but never buy me
You can not eat me and never want to part with me
I can make you cry or bring you joy
I am not a machine and definitely not a toy
You keep me but i am not forever just yours
You might find me in a case or on a shelf next to a vase
I am hard and i am tall if you bump me i am sure to fall
I am made of different materials and am at many events
If your lucky and fight hard I might be yours
What am I ?

A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.

Who am I?

Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it?

When you say goodbye, I am what you need to tie.
I come as a couple and go wherever you run.
Who am I?

Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What am I?

As a whole I am both
safe and secure.

Behead me and I become
a place of meeting.

Behead me again and I am
the partner of ready.

Restore me, and I become
the domain of beasts.

What am I?