Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?

I am green and found in the forest and have needles instead of leaves. What am I?
Hint 1: It can be used for Christmas decorations.
Hint 2: I have a strong, scent that is used in air fresheners.

Spelt forwards I’m what you do every day, spelled backwards I’m something you hate. What am I?

You see me once in June, twice in November, and not at all in May. What am I?

What is full of holes but still holds water?

Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?

A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

I am sometimes honest
Sometimes dishonest
I can be sweet and also bitter
I can hurt you real bad and
also make u smile and blush ☺️
What am I?

Who has married many women but was never married?