Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?

I am sometimes honest
Sometimes dishonest
I can be sweet and also bitter
I can hurt you real bad and
also make u smile and blush ☺️
What am I?

Who has married many women but was never married?

As a whole I am both
safe and secure.

Behead me and I become
a place of meeting.

Behead me again and I am
the partner of ready.

Restore me, and I become
the domain of beasts.

What am I?

It's pretty hard to give up.
If you remove a part of it, you will be left with a bit.
Even if you remove another part, the bit still remains.
Remove one more and it still remains.

What is it?

I am a five-letter word and people eat me. If you remove the first letter I become an energy form. If you remove the first two letters, I am needed to live. Scramble the last three letters and I am a drink. What word am I?

When it is alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it?

I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?

What is full of holes but still holds water?