Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

What is full of holes but still holds water?

I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it?

When you say goodbye, I am what you need to tie.
I come as a couple and go wherever you run.
Who am I?

Until it is measured, not known. Yet how you miss it when it has gone. What is it?

You see me once in June, twice in November, and not at all in May. What am I?

I am written with two letters.
I said with the one.
I usually am seen with the two.

Who am I?

A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

Spelt forwards I’m what you do every day, spelled backwards I’m something you hate. What am I?