Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?

You see me once in June, twice in November, and not at all in May. What am I?

I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?

Pronounced as 1 letter, And written with 3, 2 letters there are, and 2 only in me. I’m double, I’m single, I’m black blue and grey, I’m read from both ends, and the same either way. What am I?

A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

When you say goodbye, I am what you need to tie.
I come as a couple and go wherever you run.
Who am I?

I am written with two letters.
I said with the one.
I usually am seen with the two.

Who am I?

I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?