Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?

I am the largest in my family of fifty.
The youngest of our family lives separately from the rest of the family and so do I.
I am regarded as harsh and tough.
I am so large, you cut me in two equal halves,
each half would still be larger than the second largest member of the family.
Who am I?

I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?

I am sometimes honest
Sometimes dishonest
I can be sweet and also bitter
I can hurt you real bad and
also make u smile and blush ☺️
What am I?

You see me once in June, twice in November, and not at all in May. What am I?

There's a day, that comes around once a year.
To celebrate the man, you hold dear.
He gave you life, love and will pick you up if you fall.
When it comes to guys like him, He's the best of all.
Who is he?

When you say goodbye, I am what you need to tie.
I come as a couple and go wherever you run.
Who am I?

I am a word of 12 alphabets.

* Alphabets 12, 4, 7, 2, 5 : Eastern beast of burden
* Alphabets 1, 8, 10, 9 are street made famous by Sinclair Lewis.
* Alphabets 11, 3, 6 are past.

On whole it means a person suffering from delusions of greatness.

What Is it ?