Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

What is full of holes but still holds water?

When you stop to look, you can always see me. But if you try to touch me, you can never feel me. Although you walk towards me, I remain the same distance from you. What am I?

I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

What am I?

As a whole I am both
safe and secure.

Behead me and I become
a place of meeting.

Behead me again and I am
the partner of ready.

Restore me, and I become
the domain of beasts.

What am I?

When you say goodbye, I am what you need to tie.
I come as a couple and go wherever you run.
Who am I?

Spelt forwards I’m what you do every day, spelled backwards I’m something you hate. What am I?

I am sometimes honest
Sometimes dishonest
I can be sweet and also bitter
I can hurt you real bad and
also make u smile and blush ☺️
What am I?