Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

You can win me and lose me but never buy me
You can not eat me and never want to part with me
I can make you cry or bring you joy
I am not a machine and definitely not a toy
You keep me but i am not forever just yours
You might find me in a case or on a shelf next to a vase
I am hard and i am tall if you bump me i am sure to fall
I am made of different materials and am at many events
If your lucky and fight hard I might be yours
What am I ?

You see me once in June, twice in November, and not at all in May. What am I?

Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What am I?

What am I?

Who has married many women but was never married?

I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?

I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

The first person saw the bridge step on it and crossed,
the second person saw the bridge did not step on it but crossed,
the third person did not see the bridge did not step on it but crossed.
Who are these people?

What is full of holes but still holds water?