Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

I always drive my customer away.

Who am I?

I am dry when I go inside, but wet when I am pulled outside.
The longer I am inside, the stronger I get
When I am completely out, I am wet and I literally sag
Who am I?

Replace the question mark with the correct number below.

John named his first son Alpha, second Beta, third Charlie and fourth Delta. What is the fifth son's name?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

What animal walks on four legs in the morning, two legs during the day, and three legs in the evening?

Oedipus, the king of Thebes, figured out the answer to the riddle:

You are on your way to visit your Friend, who lives at the end of the hill. It is his birthday, and you want to give him the cakes you have made. Between your house and his house, you have to cross 5 bridges, and as it goes in the land of make believe, there is a troll under every bridge! Each troll, quite rightly, insists that you pay a troll toll. Before you can cross their bridge, you have to give them half of the cakes you are carrying, but as they are kind trolls, they each give you back a single cake. How many cakes do you have to leave home to make sure that you arrive at a friend's house with exactly two

Find the hidden panda in the image below.

What number do you get when you multiply all of the numbers on a telephone's number pad?