How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

John left on a horse on Thursday , was gone for two days, and came back on Thursday after completing his work. How did that happen?

You are on a Boat in the mid of a river. You have two cigarettes with you. One of these two you have to light, how will you light the cigarette?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?

If two's company, and three's a crowd, then whats four and five ?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

Take number 1000 and then add 20 to it.
Now add 1000 one more time.
Now add 30.
Now add 1000 one more time.
Now add 40.
Now add 1000 one more time.
Now add 10.

What is the total?

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

He loves to dance, twist and prance, he shakes his tail, and as a way he sails, wingless he flies into the sky. What is he?