What does the below rebus riddle means?

Which fur should we be getting from the Lion?

After a heavy Thanksgiving meal, the night watchman went to work. In the morning, he told his boss he had dreamed that a saboteur planted a bomb in the factory and that he felt it was a warning. The boss promptly fired him. Worker confused, Why boss fire him?

It has a long neck, A name of a bird, Feeds on cargo of ships, It's not alive,

What is it?

Outside a tattoo artist's shop, there was a signboard which read 'I make tattoos on only them who do not tattoo themselves'.

Reading it what do you think, does the tattoo artist tattoo himself?

For this puzzle, you might have to find logic in something illogical. But hey, it's fun and a healthy little break from your strenuous puzzle-solving sessions.

Can you decipher the meaning in the following cluster of letters?

ITIT,NCENTCENT

What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?

Lady Gaga is pregnant and currently has 6 daughters

1. Dorry 2. Rebeka 3. Michael 4. Faniya 5. Sophia 6. Lavanya

What will she name her next child girl? (Think Logical)

A. Neema B. Tanya C. Tisha D. Jenniffer

You can win me and lose me but never buy me
You can not eat me and never want to part with me
I can make you cry or bring you joy
I am not a machine and definitely not a toy
You keep me but i am not forever just yours
You might find me in a case or on a shelf next to a vase
I am hard and i am tall if you bump me i am sure to fall
I am made of different materials and am at many events
If your lucky and fight hard I might be yours
What am I ?

Divide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150 per cent of the other. What are the 2 numbers?