What is common among 11, 69, and 88?

I noticed one of the words in the oxford dictionary is spelled incorrectly. What about you?

In a jungle where there are no street lights or any other artificial source of lights, I notice a black snake crossing the road.
How did I get sight of the snake?

You walk into a room where there are three primates held in their respective cages:
1) A lion who is eating the flesh of a goat.
2) An orangutan who is playing with blocks.
3) A donkey who is sitting idle.

Who is the most intelligent primate in the room?

There are three boxes of different sizes with three cupcakes inside each of the boxes in Christina's kitchen. At night her daughter wakes up and goes to the kitchen. She opens a box and eats all three cakes.

But in the morning Christina finds out that each box still had three cupcakes. How?

What mathematical symbol can be put between 5 and 9, to get a number bigger than 5 and smaller than 9?

How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty?

That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant.

But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother.

Who is lying?

There was an aeroplane crash, every single person died, but two people survived. How is this possible?

In a rainy season, one day 3 huge ladies walked under a normal-sized umbrella.
The umbrella is not huge enough to accommodate all 3 ladies yet not a single lady got wet. Why?