The world's largest Thanksgiving turkey was on display at a fair. Everyone was admiring it when suddenly a woman ran up and shot the turkey and left. Everyone knew her yet nobody made any attempts to stop or report her. Why?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

How can you make a TV, a bed, a dog, and a car liquid?

1. How can we put an elephant in the refrigerator?
2. How can we put a Giraffe in a refrigerator?
3. The king of the jungle invites all the animals to a party everyone comes except for one animal, which animal?
4. You come to a crocodile-infested lake, you can't go around it, you can't co under it and you can't go over it, how do you get across?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What is it?

If Bihan is 10, Anirudha is 20, and Kim and Seal are both 5, but Rikold is 10, how much is Kenniger by the same trend?

I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?

What English word has three consecutive double letters?